hashtaglazy:
Emma Roberts just joined the cast of ahs????
(via hatinist)
chemicalbride:
whENEVER GERARD SINGS ‘HOTEL BELA MUERTE’ IN JETSET LIFE I WANT TO THROW MYSELF OUT THE WINDOW
(via spencey-prep)
minestuck:
cute people talking (◡‿◡✿)
cute people singing 。◕‿◕。
cute people mumbling (-^〇^-)
cute people moaning in pleasure as you ram them hard (◕‿◕✿)
(via iminlovewithfrankiero)
Woman: I'm smart
Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
Woman: I'm creative
Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
Woman: I have value
Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut
canadianslut:
*sprays febreze on your attitude*
(via frankslacepanties)
slenclerman:
reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
(via hatinist)